The Ace of Spades (or possibly Shovels)
Sorry! No blog for four months…….. very slack of me. I mean, it’s not as if there is anything for gardeners to do in the winter months is there? Of course, I’ve got my excuses at the ready: RHS exams taking over my life; projects to write up; Latin classes to attend. Anyway, it appears that some people do read my blog and they’ve started to nudge me, not very subtly, to get blogging.
As my brain is still aching from RHS exams and all the aforementioned excuses, this is going to be a light hearted blog about tools.
Since working in horticulture I’ve starting observing a few things about garden tools and how different people use them. For instance, I’ve noticed that if two gardeners are going to do the same job we’ll likely take out different tools to achieve the same end. I’ve also noticed that as my traineeship has progressed I have started to favour some tools over others; casting aside previous favourites for my latest preference.
Some tools, however, definitely stand the test of time however fickle I might be.
You might think I’m talking about the doyenne of the tool shed, the trusted Felco’s (other brands are available, apparently) but I’m thinking more about the unsung heroes; the hoe, the spade, the shovel.
The Hoe
My favourite of these unsung heroes has got to be the hoe. That’s not to say that my head hasn’t been turned by tools such as the small rake on a long handle, the hand rake and even a mattock at one point. A hoe, though, it’s pretty much THE original tool and it’s still hard to beat.
When I look in the tool shed at work there are a multitude of different looking hoes that all do approximately the same job. There’s the dutch hoe and others but I only ever pick one; a really old, worn away, simple push hoe. If that’s not available then one of the same type will have to do. I’ve also got a favourite spade and I’m pretty sure that everyone else has their favourites – or is this my OCD kicking in?
Before I was a trainee here I was a horticultural volunteer. I had to come for an interview to become a volunteer. This interview included a practical test which was simply to clear up some leaves from a paved area. A number of tools were left out for the job and I needed to select the right tools for the job. I can’t remember what the tools were but one was possibly a hoe (or am I making that up?).
Looking at the tools in the practical test, I was immediately in a quandary as I contemplated whether they had a different method for collecting leaves in Chelsea. Undoubtedly it would be a more refined method compared to how we do it where I live in South London’s badlands. But could it possibly involve a hoe? Suffice to say it didn’t. I passed the test but they wouldn’t let me out into the garden for several months. I was assigned to watering pots in the nursery area for a long hot summer; no tools required, only a hosepipe and lance. They must have been watching my leaf clearing dilemma from a distance and concluded that it would be safer all round to keep me away from the tool shed. Given my later spade/shovel mix up, they were probably right!
Getting back to my favourite hoe, as I said, it is pretty much all worn away but it’s really thin and sharp. I was using it recently when a visitor came to talk to me and said that she really liked my hoe. She thought it looked pretty good for the job and asked how she could get one. I told her that about 10 years of hard work would do the trick and she seemed to lose interest after that. Some things money just can’t buy.
The Spade/Shovel
When I started my traineeship at Chelsea Physic Garden I realised that I had a lot to learn when it was pointed out to me that a spade and a shovel were in fact not the same thing but were tools with different purposes! In my defence, I didn’t have much call for either implement in my previous career as a pen pusher. My biro/pencil/pen recognition skills are, however, in the top 25th percentile. I think my knowledge of tools is now much more advanced but there are still some items in the tool shed that I haven’t got a clue about………
Finally
I find that one of the most annoying things about tools is that however hard you try to take all the right tools with you to the job in hand, when you get there, you realise that you need something else. When I started my job at Chelsea Physic Garden, I think about 40% of my time was spent going back to the tool shed to get additional tools. No matter how hard I thought about what I was going to be doing (thinking about it step by step and imagining myself at each stage with the appropriate tool) I always needed to go back to get something else. Usually several times. I’ve developed a technique now to overcome this which involves taking one of every tool out the tool shed in the morning. This makes for a heavy barrow and lots of tool cleaning at the end of the day but at least I don’t have to keep going back to the tool shed.
What else is there to say about tools? They’re pretty useful things around the garden but sometimes the only tool that will do the job is a pair of hands – got to keep those fingernails dirty you know!










